Love Dream Reality : Chapter - 4
The boy stood up and broke the chain of thoughts and called the immediate person came in his mind.
"Hello, Sam?" Boy called immediately.
"Yeah, who else.. " Sam replied casually.
"I want to be an engineer." Boy said what he wanted to say.
Maybe it was just a casual idea of not being alone in different faces than to share a bench with the one he recognize.
"Oh ! wow. Congratulation, dude. Finally, you got what u want." Sam said excitedly.
Don't know.
"I think so.." he replied.
"So, we will join the same college?"
"That's the primary idea."
Silence for few seconds.
"Bee Tee Double U, it's 11:30 PM and you are not sleeping yet. May I know the reason?"
"What's BEE-TEE-Double U?" asked the confused boy. "Okay, got it." He suddenly realized what Sam had abbreviated. "It's By the Way. I don't know what was the need of doing this short-form-thing."
"Come on, man. It sounds cool. People use these type of words to show the world that they are aware of SML"
"Now what the hell is S-M-L? Will you please elaborate it?" Still confused and a little bit annoyed.
"It's Social Media Language. Now don't tell me you don't know what is social media." Sam said "Socially illiterate peoples. "
Boy sighed. Took a deep breath.
"Anyway, I was just thinking and..... everybody asking and giving their opinion towards my unaccepted success. Like I should do B.Sc. and all. But.."
"What Be Ass See?" Sam cut the boy's continuation.
"It's not Be Ass See. It's B. Sc. Bachelor in Science, you moron."
"Thank god. Its B.Sc. or else I was thinking, Why should anybody become an ass and see." Sam paused. "Shit, that's humiliating. To be ass and see. Shit again."
"Damn you, Sam." said the boy and laughed.
"And anyway, if you take my opinion don't ever do B.Sc."
"Why?"
"You then would become a teacher. Do you want to become a teacher?" Sam asked.
"Nope. I don't want to be a teacher. I think I can't teach and by looking at my recent progress I think I can't even learn properly."
"Yeah, I know. It sucks. but you know what I think about a teacher?" Same said.
"What?" Boy didn't have much options.
"See. Teachers are the most, like the most-est of the most boring creature in anyone's life. And at some extent I think they are dumb, too" Sam said and continued ".. yeah they are dumb." he self-said.
"How?" sighed the boy.
"See, they come to the class, opens the textbook which we already have and they write the same thing which is in the book on blackboard or whiteboard. Which creates uneasy atmosphere by chalk-dust or pen-smell."
"Oh!"
"I hate that, yeah I ABSOLUTELY HATE THAT."
"Okay, I got it..." Boy was about say his final Bye words.
"And one more thing. why they ask so many questions? I mean, if I had all the answers then why would I attend his or her class?"
"Yeah, that's true." It's becoming irritating now.
"That's the dumbest thing. I am telling you that's the dumbest of the dumb things." Sam continued.
Silence for few seconds.
"But you know what? there's one thing about teachers which most of the student likes, male students, to be very precise."
"Which is?"
"Students like the teacher. Unless it's she not he. I mean gorgeous looking teachers. Beautiful teachers. Students like their beautiful teachers more than their female classmates. In fact, girls feel jealous if the teacher is more attractive than them, you know."
"Okay, bro. I really want to sleep now." The exhausted boy said.
"Hmm. okay, good night. I still have many things to tell about teachers but some other time, maybe."
"Good night." Boy said and cut immediately.
God, still 4 years of engineering with him. damn. And what was that Be Ass See and Bee Tee Double U.
Phew....
"Hello, Sam?" Boy called immediately.
"Yeah, who else.. " Sam replied casually.
"I want to be an engineer." Boy said what he wanted to say.
Maybe it was just a casual idea of not being alone in different faces than to share a bench with the one he recognize.
"Oh ! wow. Congratulation, dude. Finally, you got what u want." Sam said excitedly.
Don't know.
"I think so.." he replied.
"So, we will join the same college?"
"That's the primary idea."
Silence for few seconds.
"Bee Tee Double U, it's 11:30 PM and you are not sleeping yet. May I know the reason?"
"What's BEE-TEE-Double U?" asked the confused boy. "Okay, got it." He suddenly realized what Sam had abbreviated. "It's By the Way. I don't know what was the need of doing this short-form-thing."
"Come on, man. It sounds cool. People use these type of words to show the world that they are aware of SML"
"Now what the hell is S-M-L? Will you please elaborate it?" Still confused and a little bit annoyed.
"It's Social Media Language. Now don't tell me you don't know what is social media." Sam said "Socially illiterate peoples. "
Boy sighed. Took a deep breath.
"Anyway, I was just thinking and..... everybody asking and giving their opinion towards my unaccepted success. Like I should do B.Sc. and all. But.."
"What Be Ass See?" Sam cut the boy's continuation.
"It's not Be Ass See. It's B. Sc. Bachelor in Science, you moron."
"Thank god. Its B.Sc. or else I was thinking, Why should anybody become an ass and see." Sam paused. "Shit, that's humiliating. To be ass and see. Shit again."
"Damn you, Sam." said the boy and laughed.
"And anyway, if you take my opinion don't ever do B.Sc."
"Why?"
"You then would become a teacher. Do you want to become a teacher?" Sam asked.
"Nope. I don't want to be a teacher. I think I can't teach and by looking at my recent progress I think I can't even learn properly."
"Yeah, I know. It sucks. but you know what I think about a teacher?" Same said.
"What?" Boy didn't have much options.
"See. Teachers are the most, like the most-est of the most boring creature in anyone's life. And at some extent I think they are dumb, too" Sam said and continued ".. yeah they are dumb." he self-said.
"How?" sighed the boy.
"See, they come to the class, opens the textbook which we already have and they write the same thing which is in the book on blackboard or whiteboard. Which creates uneasy atmosphere by chalk-dust or pen-smell."
"Oh!"
"I hate that, yeah I ABSOLUTELY HATE THAT."
"Okay, I got it..." Boy was about say his final Bye words.
"And one more thing. why they ask so many questions? I mean, if I had all the answers then why would I attend his or her class?"
"Yeah, that's true." It's becoming irritating now.
"That's the dumbest thing. I am telling you that's the dumbest of the dumb things." Sam continued.
Silence for few seconds.
"But you know what? there's one thing about teachers which most of the student likes, male students, to be very precise."
"Which is?"
"Students like the teacher. Unless it's she not he. I mean gorgeous looking teachers. Beautiful teachers. Students like their beautiful teachers more than their female classmates. In fact, girls feel jealous if the teacher is more attractive than them, you know."
"Okay, bro. I really want to sleep now." The exhausted boy said.
"Hmm. okay, good night. I still have many things to tell about teachers but some other time, maybe."
"Good night." Boy said and cut immediately.
God, still 4 years of engineering with him. damn. And what was that Be Ass See and Bee Tee Double U.
Phew....
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